Many view interest in non-conformist desires as a negative reflection of an individual. Would the stomach acid make his ass tingle, though?” He’d use the bile and mucous to lube up his cock and have his way with that freshly pee-douched butthole.” “Then he would throat-fuck his boyfriend until he vomited. Like, he would straight up piss in his boyfriend’s ass,” one person said, absently pushing around the mound of gloppy pinto beans left over from his huevos revueltos. “Clock it, there was this one gay couple that would prep for anal by douching with urine.

Last Saturday, I finally had a coveted brunch with my new queer friend group, who I have fondly dubbed as the “Five Fabulous Faggots.” Squished up against a window stall at Sconehenge Bakery & Cafe, our conversations quickly devolved into revelations of our darkest kinks and most sinful sexual activities.